Libkoncat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witty gnu.

Libkoncat created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libkoncat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libkoncat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Libkoncat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Libkoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always stare at clouds.