Vilkinflap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered yak.

Vilkinflap created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilkinflap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilkinflap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vilkinflap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vilkinflap's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vilkinflap.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.