Gupvidvad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional capybara.

Gupvidvad created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupvidvad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupvidvad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gupvidvad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gupvidvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupvidvad.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed carrots to tapirs while wearing purple jumpers.