Gilgubflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful warg.

Gilgubflap created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilgubflap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gilgubflap, she will turn you into a plant.

Gilgubflap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gilgubflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Gilgubflap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Never wear pink ear rings.