Stafdab Fedafged is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, calm wombat.
Stafdab Fedafged created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in Stafdab Fedafged, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Stafdab Fedafged, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Stafdab Fedafged's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Stafdab Fedafged's Holy Commandments
1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never skip in the presence of moths.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always help sick squirrels.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.