Fadomtyamlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient monkey.

Fadomtyamlop created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Fadomtyamlop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadomtyamlop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fadomtyamlop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fadomtyamlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.