Yimlimwon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unjust bear.

Yimlimwon created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimlimwon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yimlimwon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yimlimwon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yimlimwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never feed aubergines to tortoises while wearing magenta rings.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not chop down trees.