Pannanbesscub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane duck.

Pannanbesscub created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pannanbesscub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pannanbesscub, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pannanbesscub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pannanbesscub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if nine swans approach from the west.