Vilbogcabvonjapbass is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet scorpion.

Vilbogcabvonjapbass created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbogcabvonjapbass, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vilbogcabvonjapbass, he will turn you into a duck.

Vilbogcabvonjapbass' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vilbogcabvonjapbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vilbogcabvonjapbass.