Pidpagtomrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy snake.

Pidpagtomrul created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidpagtomrul, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidpagtomrul, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidpagtomrul's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pidpagtomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet pink.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.