Nurlzennull is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent faun.

Nurlzennull created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlzennull, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurlzennull, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nurlzennull's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nurlzennull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.