Dumgidnull is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish spider.

Dumgidnull created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgidnull, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dumgidnull, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dumgidnull's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dumgidnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the east.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.