Vabcuncet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic fish.

Vabcuncet created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabcuncet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vabcuncet, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vabcuncet's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vabcuncet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.