Volkamapp is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful duck.

Volkamapp created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volkamapp, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Volkamapp, he will turn you into a sheep.

Volkamapp's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Volkamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if four capybaras approach from the west.