Hinbembinmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless centipede.

Hinbembinmet created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbembinmet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinbembinmet, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hinbembinmet's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hinbembinmet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Worship no other gods but Hinbembinmet.

4. Retreat if six badgers approach from the north.

5. Never wear kilts.