Yamcedster is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage crane.

Yamcedster created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamcedster, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yamcedster, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yamcedster's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yamcedster's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yamcedster on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamcedster.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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