Minsitkar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited frog.

Minsitkar created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsitkar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minsitkar, it will turn you into a slug.

Minsitkar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Minsitkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Minsitkar loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Minsitkar must be the most important thing in your life.