Komstipgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable gorilla.

Komstipgeb created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Komstipgeb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komstipgeb, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Komstipgeb's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Komstipgeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Komstipgeb five times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not take Komstipgeb's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.