Fatdumdogtof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain pigeon.

Fatdumdogtof created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatdumdogtof, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fatdumdogtof, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fatdumdogtof's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fatdumdogtof's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always help ants.

3. Retreat if four sheep approach from the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about asteroids.