Yebgofyam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, almighty mouse.

Yebgofyam created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yebgofyam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yebgofyam, she will laugh at you.

Yebgofyam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yebgofyam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not eat garlic.