Ranhatpod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced naga.

Ranhatpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranhatpod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranhatpod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ranhatpod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ranhatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Worship no other gods but Ranhatpod.