Canveenken is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish fox.

Canveenken created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Canveenken, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Canveenken, he will turn you into a duck.

Canveenken's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Canveenken's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.

3. Never skip near sharks.

4. You must pray to Canveenken seven times a day.

5. Fast once a month.