Dabdinflig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome mole.

Dabdinflig created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdinflig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dabdinflig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dabdinflig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dabdinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabdinflig.

5. You must love Dabdinflig.