Barn Cisstagbudcussarnfitart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable rat.

Barn Cisstagbudcussarnfitart created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Barn Cisstagbudcussarnfitart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Barn Cisstagbudcussarnfitart, it will turn you into a duck.

Barn Cisstagbudcussarnfitart's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Barn Cisstagbudcussarnfitart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from fawn pigs for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.