Gemsitdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced skunk.

Gemsitdog created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gemsitdog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gemsitdog, it will be very sad.

Gemsitdog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gemsitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Gemsitdog seven times a day.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never eat nuts.