Kamgubapp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving snake.

Kamgubapp created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Kamgubapp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamgubapp, he will come to you in dreams.

Kamgubapp's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kamgubapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near moths while wearing red boots and balancing seven carbon spheres on your neck.