Fodlimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, stupid crow.

Fodlimhot created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlimhot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodlimhot, he will think nothing of it.

Fodlimhot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fodlimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five porpoises approach from the south.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Fodlimhot on top of important buildings.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.