Bogbuttap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic ferret.

Bogbuttap created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbuttap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogbuttap, it will torture you forever.

Bogbuttap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bogbuttap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not listen to music.