Jop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm bee.

Jop created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jop, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Jop on top of important buildings.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.