Metjinved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty cat.

Metjinved created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Metjinved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Metjinved, he will be mildly annoyed.

Metjinved's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Metjinved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Metjinved loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.