Rapbifsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable armadillo.

Rapbifsid created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rapbifsid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapbifsid, he will cry a lot.

Rapbifsid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rapbifsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rapbifsid.

5. Never write about nebulae.