Bodstafran is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective goblin.

Bodstafran created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodstafran, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodstafran, she will turn you into a mole.

Bodstafran's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bodstafran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about doves.