Parkcidceb is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless wasp.

Parkcidceb created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkcidceb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkcidceb, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Parkcidceb's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Parkcidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to dogs while wearing black ear rings.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Parkcidceb loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured turtles.