Bonbagpon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered dove.

Bonbagpon created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbagpon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonbagpon, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bonbagpon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bonbagpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never think about galaxies.