Bafzoddossdossagsadfly Waddiss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered bee.

Bafzoddossdossagsadfly Waddiss created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bafzoddossdossagsadfly Waddiss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bafzoddossdossagsadfly Waddiss, he will not care.

Bafzoddossdossagsadfly Waddiss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bafzoddossdossagsadfly Waddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if three tapirs approach from the south.

5. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the north.