Komvonhancudfubbabfum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful slug.

Komvonhancudfubbabfum created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Komvonhancudfubbabfum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Komvonhancudfubbabfum, he will destroy your favourite star.

Komvonhancudfubbabfum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Komvonhancudfubbabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Komvonhancudfubbabfum loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.