Vedhitcad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil beaver.

Vedhitcad created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedhitcad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedhitcad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vedhitcad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vedhitcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help seals.

4. Never skip near mice.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.