Fagbusloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective whale.

Fagbusloop created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Fagbusloop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fagbusloop, it will strike you with lightening.

Fagbusloop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fagbusloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fagbusloop on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Always obey Fagbusloop's priests.