Dogbosszen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish pig.

Dogbosszen created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbosszen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogbosszen, it will not invite you to parties.

Dogbosszen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dogbosszen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Dogbosszen.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.