Binbograkvigrillhugvadgess is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful zebra.

Binbograkvigrillhugvadgess created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbograkvigrillhugvadgess, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binbograkvigrillhugvadgess, she will come to you in dreams.

Binbograkvigrillhugvadgess' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Binbograkvigrillhugvadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.