Dobgoftetti is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet unicorn.

Dobgoftetti created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobgoftetti, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dobgoftetti, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobgoftetti's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dobgoftetti's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green pigs for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Put Dobgoftetti first in all things.