Popdamrap Fatbabdad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless slug.

Popdamrap Fatbabdad created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popdamrap Fatbabdad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Popdamrap Fatbabdad, it will turn you into a tree.

Popdamrap Fatbabdad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Popdamrap Fatbabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Popdamrap Fatbabdad loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt cats.