Migpakcetveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical shrew.

Migpakcetveg created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migpakcetveg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Migpakcetveg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Migpakcetveg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Migpakcetveg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about black holes.