Fenflownat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust snail.

Fenflownat created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenflownat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fenflownat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fenflownat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fenflownat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Fenflownat's name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.