Hudstikgan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring gnu.

Hudstikgan created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudstikgan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudstikgan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hudstikgan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hudstikgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about turtles.