Fasyattlibcebtom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty frog.

Fasyattlibcebtom created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasyattlibcebtom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fasyattlibcebtom, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fasyattlibcebtom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fasyattlibcebtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Put Fasyattlibcebtom first in all things.

5. You must pray to Fasyattlibcebtom three times a day.