Satsatdanhiglig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical weasel.

Satsatdanhiglig created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satsatdanhiglig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Satsatdanhiglig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Satsatdanhiglig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Satsatdanhiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.