Nuttdogdossflancitsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid fish.

Nuttdogdossflancitsas created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdogdossflancitsas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttdogdossflancitsas, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nuttdogdossflancitsas' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nuttdogdossflancitsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about gravity.