Jighatstig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving squirrel.

Jighatstig created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jighatstig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jighatstig, it will turn you into a frog.

Jighatstig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jighatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Jighatstig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Hide from green eagles for they are unholy.