Rowlengar Pakmatnell Bugken is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate owl.

Rowlengar Pakmatnell Bugken created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlengar Pakmatnell Bugken, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rowlengar Pakmatnell Bugken, it will manifest in front of you.

Rowlengar Pakmatnell Bugken's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rowlengar Pakmatnell Bugken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.